Fendi Medium Patent Magic Bag, $1,300, Saks

First of all, Fendi has always made me feel magical, but this patent magic bag can make me feel downright invincible if I owned it! Walking through walls? No problem with this bag! Flying by just flapping my arms and pointing my head up to the sky? No problema con Fendi Magic Bag! Make A&E rip up Chris Angel's contract and give a magic show to me, because he can't do what me and my Fendi can do? 100% certainty, although that could be a matter of preference!

Anyway, just looking it at it is making me pull out tricks I use to do in elementary school! The slickness of it is tempting me lick it! Hmmm, do you think it would taste like root beer or hard caramel? Either way, YUM!

Although I said that it would take a miracle to make me consider marriage, I think I need to go ahead and get this out. Fendi, will you marry me! Oh, and this bag can substituite for an engagement ring!

Stay Stylish!